After 6 years of "field study" (2001-2007), I decided to compile my most pathetic (and unintentionally funny) experiences in attempting to socialize in NYC. I guess this applies to every major city in America, but I looked at my notes and felt they deserved an article. All of my stories are factual, and they explain why I only hang out with senior citizens these days. Long-lasting marriage tips from the elderly ("young blood, you gotta lay that pipe to that woman, no matter how bad that arthritis is kickin yo a*s!") are golden. This post full of generalizations and stereotypes that will offend 90% of the people in NYC today, but when have you ever known me for being diplomatic?
Here's the link
Enjoy (or get mad because I'm talking about you)
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