The premise should be so simple — take arcade games from the 1970’s and 80’s and package them together for a home console. Somehow though Arcade Classics manages to COMPLETELY BOTCH IT.

Centipede and Missile Command run obnoxiously slow, Pong (a/k/a ULTRAPONG) sucks without paddle controls, and the “modern” versions have garish awful graphics and ARE STILL WAY TOO SLOW. You should avoid this Sega Genesis cartridge at all costs, but you should still watch the review if you want to hear me losing my ever loving mind! Subscribe to Mistah MegaManFan for new episodes of Genesis Does every Thursday at 8 PM Eastern. Your likes, shares and comments are appreciated. Thank you!