Today’s regrettable life decision on The PC Engine Files is called Idol Hanafuda Fan Club. The amount of footage I can show from this game is limited, but the amount of it I can stomach is equally limited, so that all works out for the best. Calling this a “game” is almost a travesty.

It’s what happens when you cross Leisure Suit Larry with a card matching game, only you have none of the crass humorous charm of Larry and only the pure softcore cheese. You can win this game without even trying, and that’s the point really, because the more you win the more these “idols” reveal. It’s the Custer’s Revenge of PC Engine games, but not even as fun as that, which is really saying something. Subscribe to Mistah MegaManFan for more PC Engine games every Tuesday at 8 PM ET!