From the developers who brought us Idol Hanafuda Fan Club, it’s time again to race to the bottom on The PC Engine Files with a look at Lady Sword from unlicensed developers Games Express! Why were they unlicensed? Because nearly everything they does is centered around the premise and promise of giving you softcore cheesecake. Why would the makers of this console WANT to license them? That would be like Nintendo giving Panesian a license to make Bubble Bath Babes and Hot Slots. You just wouldn’t do it!

Now that being said Lady Sword isn’t bad because it’s unlicensed, and it’s not bad because it’s softcore for adults masquerading as a video game, it’s bad because it’s BADLY MADE. The audio and the graphics glitch out during the OPENING CUTSCENE. The dungeons are boring repetitive slogs, there’s no auto-mapper to tell you which way you’re going (or should go), and the whole thing is a steaming pile of… Games Express. Subscribe to Mistah MegaManFan for new PC Engine episodes every Tuesday at 8 PM ET. Like, share and comment to help the channel grow. As always thanks for watching!