“He’s gonna take you back to the past
To play the s—ty games that suck ass
He’d rather have, a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd”

1.) “Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 – Part 1”

2.) “Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 – Part 2”

3.) “Hotel Mario” for CD-I (Pt. 1)

4.) “Zelda Wand of Gamelon” for CD-I (Pt. 2)

5.) “Faces of Evil/Zelda’s Adventure” for CD-I (Pt. 3)

6.) “Wrestling Games”

7.) “RoboCop Games” for NES

8.) “Berenstain Bears”

9.) “Schwarzenegger Games”

10.) “Polybius” *

* based on an urban legend